Jacob P Lazarus always looks down, for Jacob P Lazarus is concerned with the ground.

He has next to no interest in clouds floating by or birdies or airplanes that soar through the sky

Whether on rubble, or grasses or a freshly paved street, He'll only look down at his own little feet.

He'll almost nearly never look you in the eye unless your lying beneath him, looking up at the guy.

And his friends and his daughters must do exactly just that, or get down on all fours like some strange human cat.

Some say that he suffers some kind of condition, others think Mr. Lazarus just prefers that position.

No matter their speculation, one thing is sure, as you read this he's looking right down at the floor.